Sex With The English Teacher

[johns_ar]

One day, a boy comes home after school looking jubilant. His mother asks him, "Why are you so happy?"

The boy responds, "I just had sex with my English teacher."

The mother is mortified, of course, and tells the boy his father will hear about this when he gets home. So when he does get home, the mother tells him what happened between the boy and the English teacher.

The father breaks out in smiles and says, "Congratulations, son! You’re a real man now! Let’s go out for some ice cream to celebrate!" So off to the ice cream parlour they go.

"Son,” the dad says after finishing their ice cream, “I’m still so very proud of you. Let’s go to the carnival to celebrate." And so they do.

After the carnival, the dad says, "Son, I know you wanted a new bicycle for Christmas, but what the heck..let’s go get that new bike now!"

"Dad, could we go get the bike later?” groans the boy, “My arse is still kinda sore from all the sex."

[Aydo]

lol!

[sirius]

lol

classic.

[JohnnyPink]

lol

[Tribal Dragon]

really kinda sick!!!

[Miss Cola]

lol!