Becoming a United Fan

[JohnnyPink]

A family of liverpool supporters head out one Saturday morning to do
their Christmas shoplifting. While in JJB Sports, the son picks up a
manchester united shirt and says to his 10 year old sister, "I've decided to
become
a united supporter and I would like this for Christmas". His sister,
outraged by this, promptly whacks him round the head with her carton of
embassy
regal and says, "Go talk to Mum." Off goes the little lad with the
manchester united shirt in hand and finds his mother. "Mum?" "Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a manchester united supporter and I would
like this shirt for Christmas". The mother is outraged at this and
throws her slippers and a full can of lager at him, promptly whacks him
around
the head and says, "lets go talk to your father". Off they go to Walton
Prison during visiting hours with the man u. shirt in hand to speak to his
Dad.
"Dad?" "Yes son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a manchester united
supporter and I would like this shirt for Christmas". The father is
outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head with his fists and
says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT", and then kicks
him from one end of the visiting room to the other for further good measure.

About half an hour later, they're all back in the car and heading
towards home.The mother turns to her son and says "Son, I hope you've
learned
something today?" The son says, "too right I have." "Good son,
what is it?" The son replies, "I've only been a manchester united fan
for an hour and already I hate you scouse b****rds."

[The Joker]

PMSLROFLOL!!! Noice 1!!!!

[cam]

The first line made me laught my fkin head off !

christmas shop lifting lol

[RetroAndy]

I never noticed it just thought it was a mistake

Pmsl though.


I hate the scouse bastards too. LOL:p