2 Italian Men

[Crystal]

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down
and engage in an animated conversation. I was sitting
opposite them.
Now I wasn't paying attention to their conversation at first,
but my attention was grabbed when I hear one of the men say
the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig" I shouted indignantly.
"In this country....we don't speak aloud in pubic places
about our sex lives.........

"Hey, coola down Mister," said the man.

Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda
how to spella 'Mississippi'."

I BET YOU READ THIS AGAIN!!!

[JohnnyPink]

nice 1.

[cam]

Nice one lol