Obituary

[nowthen]

A man died and his wife phoned the newspaper to place an obituary. She called the obituary department and said, "This is what I want to print: Bernie is dead." The man at the newspaper said, "But for £10 you are allowed to print six words." The woman answered, "OK. Then print: Bernie is dead. Toyota for sale.

[The Joker]

LOLOLOL I like her thinkin!!

[cam]

id probably piss meself at that if i were pissed but groaaaaaaaaaaan coz im sober :p