Woman falls in love

[Danny]

Right, i aint too hot at telling jokes properly, but i'll give it my best shot. i heard this in the boozer the other day........

A guy pulls a woman on a night out and they get on well, so he invites her back to his for a coffee. they get on well and that so he asks her to stay over.....when they go into his bedroom she he says he'll be back in a minute and pops to the pisser.......

when she looks around the room there are shelves and shevles of gorgeous and expensive teddys...so she thinks to herself orrrrrr this guy must be dead sensitive and she immediate warms to him......

he comes back and they proceed it gettin a bit horny and make romantic love all night, then fall asleep.

when she wakes up she asks him for his telephone number......and he replies'i'm sorry you cant have that........but you can have any teddy from the bottom shelf, then piss off'.




sorry you probably had to be there for it to be funny

[johns_ar]

very good mate

[cam]

got me mate i dont understand it lol