Santa!!

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The little boy!!

"Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?"
Yep," the little boy said.. "He sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over, and handed the little boy a $20 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year, tell Santa to put a
reflector light on the back of it."
The young boy looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there,sir.
Did Santa bring it to you?"
Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little boy looked up at the cop and said,
"Next year, tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

Pumping Dad Up

A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents' bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him." His mom is taken by surprise and says. "Oh... well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again." The boy says, "That won't work." His mom says, "Why?" The boy replies. "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!"
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There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day
and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says
"Mommy what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly
replies "Ummm..... they are making cakes."
The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys
having sex. Again she asks her mother "What are they are doing?" And
her mother replies with the same response, "They are making cakes."
The next day the girl says to her mother "Mommy, you and Daddy were
making cakes in the living room last night, eh?"
Shocked, the Mother says, "How do you know?"
She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa!!!"


A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. You know what?", says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we start swearing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok?" "Ok" the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast. "Oh, shit mum, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops" WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out. She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?! "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fuckin' arse it won't be Coco Pops."

[The Joker]

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