Owt do'in, is there f**k!!!

[dolly]

WARNING THIS POST MAY OFFEND SOME PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PUBLIC APOLOGY FAO Bri of OSA:

I writing this post so that Bri of OSA could hopefully one day find his way to forgive me for an event which took place early this morning.
I will start the story at the beging, saturday morning. Myself and Bri along with others went to Lytham club day, this is basicily the biggest piss up of the year in Lytham, thousands of people getting messy from very early on, should be good. It was, we started drinking around 12noon and by 6 bells it was getting quite messy. With a new found vest for "living for the day" it seemed a good idea to go back to Blackpool get changed and hit the town. This myself and Bri did.
At this point i would just like to add that myself and Bri are not the best looking lads and after a few beers only look worse for it, the point is sexy women dont throw themselfs at us. Maybe tonight would be different! It was, after strolling around a few seedy bars (one of which i decided to take a power nap in!) and loads more beers we found ourselfs in the seedest (the flagship). Avarage age of the women 40plus. Music policy 70's disco.
Now this is where the story gets hazey, but anyway by sheer luck we found ourselfs in the middle of a group of young, some attractive women. They invited us back to their hotel bar, we said yes. on arrival at this hotel at around 2.30 (i think!) the drinking continued and i got another few minuets sleep! When i awoke there was a good looking girl sat next to me holding my hand, and then i noticed Bri also had an attractive girl sat next to him, result! The time now getting on around 4or5 bells this morning we are still drinking and we still have good looking women with us, and the fact that myself and Bri would every now and then would quip "your getting nailed tonight princess" was not putting them off and they did'nt even leave when Bri showed them a picture on his phone of me having a piss on someones garden wall, if anything they found our strange behaveour amussing. Now into our 18th hour of power drinking at 6bells , this is where i took a turn for the worse the day had begun to catch up with me, my face turned pale and my palms started to sweat. I asked Bri how i looked he blagged "your fine" but the sick creeping up my throat told me otherwise!
Then i got "the fear" there was only one room and one bed and i started to doubt my ability to 'rise' to this momentus occasion, it was now bright daylight outside i looked like a slug that had eaten a packet of salt i felt even worse. I advised Bri to this and he tried to convince me "it will be fucking right fella" he did'nt sucseed. I made a sharp exit and was then greamehick (sick) in a nearby shop doorway.
I still did not feel bad as Bri was still going to get his oats and the story of me do'in one from a good looking lass would soon be forgotten! I still did not feel bad that is untill this morning. I called Bri to see how it went! Not good apparelenty the one i was with made such a fuss about being on her own Bri was kicked out of the bed (still hard) without gett'in any! It turns out it was an all in free for all swapping and all sorts and one man just was'nt enough.
So last night instead of being proberley the greatest achivement of my life having two women at once is now a black stain on the history of dolly.
To Brian i apologise for ruining your dream and next time you see me just kick me up the arse as hard as you can!
I would also like to point out that "yes" i do feel like topping myself and "no" im not a virgin.
Needless to say a lesson has been lernt and if i ever get a similler oppurtunity i will stick it in soft and be sick on her face!

Thanks to everone for reading I feel i had to get this off my chest and if anyone wants the pic of me hav'in a piss im sure Bri would sort you an email, cheers dolly (thedickhead).

owt do'in? Is there f*ck!

[Miss Cola]

LMFAO , Bad luck m8! You should post this in the chillout room!! lol!!

[Bri]

Dont worry about it mate!

[cat]

LMAO!!!!! thanks for sharing, tis like one big therapy sesh!!! lol this story well tickled me!!!! ta!
better luck next time, and fingers crossed there will be one for you!

[cam]

Quality bud !!!!!

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