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| Please pass the mayo A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?" "Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose." "Wow, what does it look like after sex?" "Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?" ![]()
__________________ ![]() ![]() So where were the spiders while the fly tried to break our balls? |
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| Ewwwwww!
__________________ - Formerly known as Cookie |
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| ewww
__________________ ![]() Fug's pearl necklace of wisdom: - "A cult is a religion with no political power" - "Age is a high price to pay for maturity" - "Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else" - "A gross ignoramus: 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus" - "Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm" - "All it takes to fly is to hurl yourself at the ground... and miss" |
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| Yuk!
__________________ "We outgrow our fondest dreams because we have changed. Life changes us, for that was the plan all along. Our priorities change, and somehow, the whole world changes as well. The solution is to grow new dreams that reflect who we have become." |
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