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17th June 2003, 10:45 AM
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| Corporate Cannibals Several cannibals were recently hired by a big corporation. "You are all part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees." The cannibals promised. Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads no. After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Managers and no one noticed anything, then you had to go and eat the secretary!"
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17th June 2003, 11:38 AM
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| lol.. your keeping me happy today cookie  
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17th June 2003, 01:42 PM
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