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Old 17th June 2003, 10:43 AM
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Stress Relief Exercises

Thought you might like to try these stress relief exercises……..





Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out.

See how many you can do at a time.

Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.

Pay your electric bill in pennies.

When someone says "have a nice day", tell them you have other plans.

Make a to do list of things to do that you have already done.

Buy a subscription to "Porn Weekly" and send it to your boss's wife in his name.

Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to school as if nothing is wrong.

Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals.

Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.

Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.

Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.

Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.

Dance naked in front of your pets.

Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.

Drive to work in reverse.

Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa and vice-versa.
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Old 17th June 2003, 11:28 AM
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Dance naked in front of your pets. LMAO!!

Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like. Ewwwwwwwww

Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out...

Lol, has anyone played chubby bunny, its when you get aload of marshmellows put one by one in your mouth and say chubby bunny, the person with the most marshmellows in there mouth and still can say chubby bunny is the winner!! Crap game but funny!!
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