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Old 17th June 2003, 10:35 AM
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Lol

A thirtyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.

Her husband watches her for a while and asks "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says "I don't care. I just came from the doctor and he says I have the breasts of an 18-year-old."

The husband said, "What did he say about your 31-year-old arse?" "Your name never came up," she replied.
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Old 17th June 2003, 11:12 AM
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Old 17th June 2003, 11:39 AM
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hehe, good comeback
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