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| Lol A thirtyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?" The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says "I don't care. I just came from the doctor and he says I have the breasts of an 18-year-old." The husband said, "What did he say about your 31-year-old arse?" "Your name never came up," she replied.
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| Hehehehehe!! ![]()
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| hehe, good comeback ![]()
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| noice 1 hun
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