A few more funny un's

[rickyp]

Why does the bride always wear white?
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and
refrigerator.


Why do Italians wear mustaches?
So they can look like their mother.


What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.


How do you tell if a chick's too fat to fuck?
When you pull her pants down and her ass is still in them.


What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!

[fugjostle]

hehe.. "bit of blue for the dads"