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13th June 2003, 01:29 PM
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| Mickey and Minnie Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court and the judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy." Mickey replied, "No I didn't, I said she was fucking Goofy."
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13th June 2003, 01:50 PM
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| lmao... made me guffaw  
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13th June 2003, 01:53 PM
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| Although I think the actual joke is: "the judge said, 'I cannot grant you divorce on the grounds that your wife has buck teeth'. To which Mickey replied, 'I didn't say she had buck teeth... I said she was f**king goofy'." 
__________________ Fug's pearl necklace of wisdom: - "A cult is a religion with no political power" - "Age is a high price to pay for maturity" - "Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else" - "A gross ignoramus: 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus" - "Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm" - "All it takes to fly is to hurl yourself at the ground... and miss" |
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