Whats this im being nice to the scots :o is it somthing to do with me moving here?

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> > >Edward Longshanks (Edward I of England and allegedly Scotland) comes to
> > >Scotland to hammer the Scots. He brings 4,000 men with him. As he
reaches
> > >the battlefield, suddenly on the crest of a hill there appears a
solitary
> > >figure, a little short ginger-haired guy in a kilt.
> > >
> > >"Hammer of the Scots?" yells the wee Scottish guy on the hill. "Come up
> > >here, ya English ba****ds, and I'll give ye hammer!"
> > >
> > >Edward turns to his commander and says, "Take 20 men and deal with
that
> > >Scottish upstart!"
> > >The commander sends 20 men over the hill to kill the Scot.
> > >
> > >Ten minutes later, at the crest of the hill, the little Scot appears
> again.
> > >
> > >"Ye English ba****ds!" he yells. "Come on the rest of ye!! Come on,
I'll
> > >have ye!!!"
> > >
> > >Edward is getting somewhat annoyed. He turns to his commander. "Take
100
> > >men and kill that little
> > >guttersnipe!" The commander sends 100 men over the hill to do the job.
> > >
> > >Ten minutes later, the little Scot appears at the top of the hill
again,
> > >his hair all sticking up, his shirt a bit torn. "Ye
> > >English SCUM!" he yells. "I'm just warming up!!! Come and get me!!!"
> > >
> > >Edward loses patience. "Commander, take 400 men and personally WIPE HIM
> OFF
> > >THE FACE OF THE EARTH!" he yells. The commander gulps, but leads 400
men
> on
> > >horseback over the crest of the hill. Ten minutes
> > >later, the little Scotsman is back. His clothing is all torn, his face
is
> > >covered in blood, snot and grime, and he yells, "Is that the best ye
can
> > >do???? You're bloody WIMMIN!!!! Come on, come and have a go ya bunch of
> > >Jessies!!!"
> > >
> > >Edward turns to his second in command. "Take 1000 men over that hill
and
> > >don't come back till you've killed him!" he commands. The second in
> command
> > >gathers the men and they ride off over the hill to their fate.
> > >
> > >Five minutes later, one of the English troops appears back at the top
of
> > >the hill. He's covered in blood and his clothes are all torn.
> > >
> > > "Your Majesty!!" he yells. "It's a trap!!! There's TWO of them!!!"