Another 50 failed chat up lines of mine

[JohnnyPink]

51. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
52. "I'm on fire, can I run through your sprinkler?"
53. Your Daddy must be a farmer because you grew some nice melons?
54. That dress looks real becoming on you. Of course if I was that dress I'd be coming too.
55. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
56. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
57. There are 206 bones in the human body, want one more?
58. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
59. (Lick finger than touch girl's clothing) Let's get you out of those wet clothes.
60. Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.
61. Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
62. Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.
63. If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays
64. (With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
65. If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
66. I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.
67. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
68. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
69. Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
70. You know what would look good on you? Me
71. So do ya wanna see something really swell?
72. I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
73. I've got the hot dog and you got the buns.
74. Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.
75. I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.
76. Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist
77. Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.
78. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?
79. Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?(Pull your pockets inside out....) Would u like to?
80. Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
81. Are you as good as your mother?
82. Would you like to see my circumcision scar?
83. I have a two minute recovery time.
84. Didn't I do your sister?
85. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see my-self in your pants.
86. F**k me if I am wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
87. Yo. You'll do.
88. Do you have a boyfriend? Well when you want a MAN-friend, come and talk to me!
89. Is there a Rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for.
90. What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
91. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand
92. Why don't we go back to my place and do the things I'm going to tell people we did anyway?
93. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":] Checking to see if you were made in heaven.
94. I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
95. Do you want to see something swell?
96. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
97. Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?
98. Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
99. If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together
100. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

[cam]

57. There are 206 bones in the human body, want one more?

DOES NOT WORK tried it in Kudos and got a smile thats all, but the best bit is, I tried it again ....................... on the same bird and i never knew :p that time i got told to fk off you pssd twt !