I'll take not of this one ;)

[cam]

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we

decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends
encouraged me. And my girlfriend well she was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one thing was

her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two years of
age, wore very tight mini skirts + very low cut blouses.
She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view
of her underwear.
It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that

soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and
desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to. She
told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married
and committed my life to her sister.
I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs

to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get
me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them
down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went
straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house
and walked straight towards my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he
hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little
test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

[JohnnyPink]

LMAO.

Funny yet sound advice.

[The Joker]

noice 1 m8