Ever Wonder

[rickyp]

> > EVER WONDER????????????????/
> >
> > Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
> >
> > Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
> >
> > Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
> >
> > Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
> >
> > Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
> >
> > Why is it that to stop Windows 98 or XP, you have to click on
> > "Start"?
> >
> > Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing
> > liquid
>made
> > with real lemons?
> >
> > Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
> >
> > Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
> >
> > Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
> >
> > When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
> >
> > Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
> >
> > Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
> >
> > You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
> > Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
> >
> > Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
> >
> > Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
> >
> > If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
> >
> > If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

[The Joker]

sum interestin questions there m8

[Miss Cola]

Hmmmm i say ask jeeves!!