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Old 7th June 2003, 09:40 AM
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The french tourist joke :p

A lion, was in its enclosure at the zoo, basking in the sun and licking its asshole.
"That's a very docile animal," a visitor remarks to the keeper.

"Not at all" says the keeper, "that lion is the most ferocious beast in the entire zoo. Just one hour ago, the lion grabbed a French tourist and completely devoured him.

"That's difficult to believe" said the bewildered visitor, "why is the lion lying there licking his asshole then?"

"Poor bastrd is trying to get the taste out of his mouth" replied the keeper
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OIE! I could say the same thing about the English!!!!!!!!
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Hehe, u cnt please em all can u cam
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Nah............. Especially this frog!!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL
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Hehe, u cnt please em all can u cam
Hun Im gutted thats the first time a birds said that to me :p
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Hun Im gutted thats the first time a birds said that to me :p
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