a few blonde jokes

[JohnnyPink]

A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well!" and turned around an drove home. On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.


A man walks into a pub and goes up to a girl at the bar, he says.
"Can I tell you a great blonde joke."
The woman says:
"You do realise I am a blonde and a black belt in Karate."
"So," he replies, "I'll still tell it."
"Well you do realise my friend sitting next to me is also a blonde and a black belt in Karate."
"I don't care," the man replies again. "I'll still tell it."
"Okay but my other friend sitting next to her is also a blonde and a black belt in karate."
"Well actually," the bloke says "I won't tell it then because I can't be bothered to explain it three times afterwards!"



This blonde really wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.

Suddenly---from the sky---a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again, from the heavens, the
voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

The blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more, even louder: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you, Lord?"

The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE RINK MANAGER!"

[The Joker]

PMSL sum gud's 1's there m8y!!