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#1
3rd June 2003, 09:48 PM
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| Ann Summers Got this text the other day thought it was funny................. ANN SUMMERS LTD: Thankyou for your recent order. You asked for a large red vibrator as pictured in our wall display. Please re-select as this is a fire extinguisher!!  
__________________   So where were the spiders while the fly tried to break our balls? Last edited by Miss Cola : 3rd June 2003 at 10:05 PM.      |
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4th June 2003, 09:13 AM
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| lmao.. nice one  
__________________  Fug's pearl necklace of wisdom: - "A cult is a religion with no political power" - "Age is a high price to pay for maturity" - "Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else" - "A gross ignoramus: 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus" - "Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm" - "All it takes to fly is to hurl yourself at the ground... and miss" |
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#4
4th June 2003, 09:30 AM
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| Text messages!! Nice one M8, Got these two the other day, no offence to anybody.... New pussy wash out for women. It's made from Marijuana, anti perspirant and Kentucky Fried Chicken. It leaves your fanny, high, dry and finger licken good! In Alabama a nigger is found hanging from a tree,tied to a cross,shot 6 times and burnt.The local Sheriff said it was the worst case of suicide he'd ever seen! Some crazy texts going around at the mo! 
__________________    Computer Games don`t affect kids.If Pacman affected us as kids, we`d all be running around a darkened room munching pills and listening to repetetive music. http://www.NIOldSkool.co.uk |
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4th June 2003, 09:36 AM
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| Talk about crazy texts. I got one the other day explaining the dangers of drinking and experimenting with drugs. It totally scared the sh*t outta me. So i've finally decided I'm never reading again. :p |
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