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Old 2nd June 2003, 10:30 AM
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girls t shirt slogans!

someone sent me this on email!!!!

slogans to go chic's tshirts!!!!

I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.

Warning : I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later.

Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

I'm a multi-tasker : I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.

You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.

Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Guys have feelings too. But, like . . . who cares?

I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.

Next mood swing : 6 minutes and counting.

I hate everybody, and you're next.

Please don't make me kill you.

And your point is . . .

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.

All stressed out and no one to choke.

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

They aren't hot flushes, they're power surges!

Of course I don't look busy . . . I did it right the first time.
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Old 2nd June 2003, 11:37 AM
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Nice one!!
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So where were the spiders while the fly tried to break our balls?
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Old 2nd June 2003, 11:53 AM
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how about

premenstral postmenstral im only nice 1 week out of 4
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"here i go again its time to start my badness its funny somehow it seems ive had this same old summer maddness"

"I've seen a rich man beg, I've seen a good man sin, I've seen a tough man cry, I've seen a loser win, And a sad man grin, I heard an honest man lie, I've seen the good side of bad, And the downside of up, And everything between, I licked the silver spoon, Drank from the golden cup, And smoked the finest green"
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Old 2nd June 2003, 11:53 AM
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Nice one Minxy Mind you - must've taken some time to type... time better spent by a woman ironing, washing up, cleaning or cooking dont ya think ?? :p
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Old 2nd June 2003, 12:23 PM
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lol shooms.. I'm saying nothing

My favourite was "They aren't hot flushes, they're power surges!"

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- "Age is a high price to pay for maturity"
- "Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else"
- "A gross ignoramus: 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus"
- "Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm"
- "All it takes to fly is to hurl yourself at the ground... and miss"
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