Poor

[Miss Cola]

Yo momma so poor I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "You lost a shoe,"and she said "No, I found one."
Yo Momma so poor she can't afford the o or the r.
Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo Momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!!!
Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo Momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo Momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo Momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.
Yo Momma is so poor when she heard about the last supper she thought she had ran out of food stamps
Yo Momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo Momma so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo Momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo Momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money
Yo Momma so poor you go out for sunday pushes of the skateboard
Do you know the story about the little old woman that lives in a shoe? Well, Yo mama so poor she live in a flip flop!
Yo Momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.
Yo Momma so poor you put RoundUp on the weeds and she said, "There goes breakfast, lunch, and dinner!"
Yo Momma so poor you asked her where the facilities were, and she said, "Pick a corner, any corner."
Yo Momma so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet!