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30th May 2003, 04:59 PM
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| Pain A woman walks into the doctors office and says, "Doctor I hurt all over." The doctor says, "that's impossible." "No really! Just look, when I touch my arm, ouch! it hurts. When I touch my leg, ouch!, it hurts. When I touch my head, ouch!, it hurts. When I touch my chest, ouch!!, it really hurts." she replies. The doctor just shakes his head and says, "You're a natural blonde, aren't you?" The woman smiles and says, "Why yes I am. How did you know?" The doctor replies, "Because your finger is broken."
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30th May 2003, 06:10 PM
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| lmao... didn't see that coming  
__________________  Fug's pearl necklace of wisdom: - "A cult is a religion with no political power" - "Age is a high price to pay for maturity" - "Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else" - "A gross ignoramus: 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus" - "Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm" - "All it takes to fly is to hurl yourself at the ground... and miss" |
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