Little Billy

[Crystal]

LITTLE BILLY ON ...GETTING OLDER

Little BILLY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after the other.

After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son,you know eating all that candy isn't good
for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."

Little BILLY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."

Oh?" replied the man. " Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"

"No" replied Little Billy, "he minded his own f***ing business"

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LITTLE BILLY ON...PHILOSOPHY

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"

She calls on little BILLY. He replies,

"None, they will all fly! away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:

One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.

Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I
suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked
the cone."

To which Little BILLY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on', but I like your thinking."

LITTLE BILLY ON... MATHS:

Little BILLY returns home from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

"Why?" asks the father." "The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?'
I said 6," replied BILLY.

"But that's right!" says his dad.

"Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is 3x2?'"

"What's the f***ing difference!? " exclaimed the father.

"That's what I said"


LITTLE BILLY ON...GRAMMAR:

One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher
asked for a show of hands from those who could use the
word "contagious" in the sentence.

First she called on little Suzie, who responded with,
"My sister has chickenpox and Daddy says that it's
contagious ."

"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.

"My dad says that Aids is a very contagious disease ."

The teacher responded, "Excellent, Michael!" Then, she reluctantly called on little BILLY.

" Well, testerday, Dad & I were walking past the
neighbours who was painting his fence with a small
paintbrush and Dad said it was going to take the....."Contagious"!!!!!"

[Miss Cola]

Lmao!! Nice one cookie!!

[The Joker]

class pure class

[JohnnyPink]

Nice 1

[fugjostle]

PMSL... top quality mirth