durex factory

[JohnnyPink]

Bloke goes for a job interview at a durex factory, the foreman is showing
him round and tells the bloke that the job involves testing 1 condom in
every 100.

As they are stood there on the production line the 100th jonny comes past.
The foreman takes the jonny, stretches it, holds it up to the light, slips
it on his old man and calls the secretary over.

He proceeds to give her a good seeing to and shoots his load. He takes off
the jonny and holds it up to the light to check for leaks. Satisfied he
turns to the new bloke and asks him to start Monday.

The new bloke can't believe his luck and hardly sleeps a wink on Sunday
night. Still he arrives bright and early at 6:30am ready for a days work.

He stands by the production line and watches the 99th condom go by. He takes
the 100th, stretches it, holds it up to the light and slips it on his old
man and calls the secretary over.

She comes over, grabs his tool and furiously wanks him off.

Rather startled and confused the bloke just looks at the secretary who
says....

'Sorry, company policy. You've got to work a week in hand!!'

[fugjostle]

*groan*