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27th May 2003, 10:31 AM
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| Good and Bad News for Adam One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and some bad news," God said. Adam looked at God and said, "Well, give me the good news first." Smiling, God explained, "I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things, and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children." Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?" God looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "The bad news is that when I created you, I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time."
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27th May 2003, 10:45 AM
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| lmao, Its so true  
__________________  Fug's pearl necklace of wisdom: - "A cult is a religion with no political power" - "Age is a high price to pay for maturity" - "Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else" - "A gross ignoramus: 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus" - "Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm" - "All it takes to fly is to hurl yourself at the ground... and miss" |
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27th May 2003, 02:12 PM
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| Heh heh. On the good news/bad news front this is what a mate of mine said to his other half quite recently - Him - 'Do you want the good news or the bad news darlin?' Her - 'Good news' Him - 'Ok - the good news is the airbags are working.....'
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