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Old 21st January 2003, 04:08 PM
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What To Get For Valentine's Day???
Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker, were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks.

After a sip of his martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is Valentine's Day. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her."

After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her.

The Biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said,
"Yeah, well for Valentine's, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself."


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Old 21st January 2003, 04:13 PM
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spot on that m8!!!!! lol!!!

dont suppose it was called rabbit !!!??? lol!!!

but wot she really needed was the rampant rabbit and the trip to the bahamas!!!!
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spot on that m8!!!!! lol!!!

dont suppose it was called rabbit !!!??? lol!!!

but wot she really needed was the rampant rabbit and the trip to the bahamas!!!!
How about a rampant frog???? :p :p :p :p
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How about a rampant frog???? :p :p :p :p
m8 that aint gonna work....frogs don't have ears

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m8 that aint gonna work....frogs don't have ears

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and frogs also dont rotate the full 360 like the rabbits do!!!

has this frog never heard of ann summers!!??

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has this frog never heard of ann summers!!??

Nah he's french need I say more....................
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Nope.. but we have one hell of a tongue :p :p :p :p :p
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and frogs also dont rotate the full 360 like the rabbits do!!!

has this frog never heard of ann summers!!??

nope, but we can get into all those little sensitive corners :p
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Nah he's french need I say more....................
Nope.... the ulitimate lovers :p :p :p
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u've just got an answer to everything haven't you!!!!!!!!!


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u've just got an answer to everything haven't you!!!!!!!!!


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That is what being a frog is all about :p
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r these frogs really the ultimate lovers????
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r these frogs really the ultimate lovers????
Well you are goin got have to pop down and see :p

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