1. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A guy will actually search for a golf ball

2.Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

3.Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?

He only comes once a year.

4.What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

5.What did the banana say to the vibrator?

Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!

6.What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?

A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.

7.What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cubes have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

8.Why do vegetarians give good head?

Beause they’re used to eating nuts.