Sex

[Lindsay]

**One day a kid went to school and the teacher said, "For homework, I want
you to find out the difference between 'hypothetically' and
'realistically'." So the kid went home and asked his father, "Dad, what's
the difference between 'hypothetically' and 'realistically'?"

His father replied, "Ask you mother if she'd sleep with somebody for a
million dollars." The son sort of looked at his father funny, but proceeded.

"Mom, would you sleep with someone for a million dollars?" The mother
replied, "Well son, that is quite a large sum of money...I think I would."

So the son went back to his father and said, "Dad, Mom said she would do it,
but I just don't understand, what does that have to do with 'hypothetically'
and 'realistically'?"

The father replied, "Don't worry about it, just ask your sister if she'd do
it." Reluctantly the boy went and asked his sister. She replied, "A million
dollars? OF COURSE I WOULD DO IT!!"

So, the boy returned once again to his father saying, "Dad, she said she'd
do it too, but I still don't understand, what does that have to do with
'hypothetically' and 'realistically'?"

The father replied, "Well son, HYPOTHETICALLY we're sitting on two million dollars,
REALISTICALLY, we're living with a couple of whores!"