out of the mouths of babes......

[The Joker]

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

You got to find somebody who likes the
same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like
sports, and she should keep the
chips and dip coming.
--Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow
up who they're going to marry.
God decides it all way before, and you
get to find out later who you're
stuck with.
--Kirsten, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you
know the person FOREVER by then.
--Camille, age 10

No age is good to get married at. You got
to be a fool to get married.
--Freddie, age 6

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether
they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
--Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.
--Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, and people
should use them to get to know each
other. Even boys have something to say
if you listen long enough.
--Lynnette, age 8

On the first date, they just tell each
other lies, and that usually gets
them interested enough to go for a second
date.
--Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT
WAS TURNING SOUR?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day
I would call all the newspapers
and make sure they wrote about me in all
the dead columns.
--Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they're rich.
--Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so
I wouldn't want to mess with that.
--Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss
someone, then you should marry them
and have kids with them. It's the right thing
to do.
--Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

I don't know which is better, but I'll
tell you one thing. I'm never going
to sleep with my wife. I don't want
to be all grossed out.
--Theodore, age 8

It's better for girls to be single but
not for boys. Boys need someone
to clean up after them.
--Anita, age 9

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF
PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to
explain, wouldn't there?
--Kelvin, age 8

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty even
if she looks like a truck.
--Ricky, age 10

[Fiona]

LMFAO!!!!
them kids have the right idea!!!!!

[The Frog Meister]

awwwwwwwww
how sweet.... and true