Inflatable pupil

[lizer]

Inflatable pupil goes to his inflatable school and is having a really shit
day. Bored in his History lesson he gets up and walks out.

Walking down the corridor he sees the Inflatable Headmaster walking towards
him and being so pissed off about school he pulls a knife out and stabs
him. He thinks "shit better get out of here" and runs out of the School.

But just as he gets outside he thinks" Bollix I hate School " and pulls his
knife out and stabs the inflatable School. He then runs off home.

2 hours later his mum is knocking at his bedroom door with the Police.
Panicking he pulls out the knife and stabs himself. Late on the evening he
wakes up in Hospital and looks to his left and the Headmaster is in the bed
next to him. Shaking his head the Headmaster says

" Son, you've let me down, you've let the School down
but worse of all you've let yourself down "