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28th October 2002, 10:38 PM
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| dear deirdre Dear Deirdre, I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be. When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred...then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door... There, leaning against my car was her husband and my father-in-lawto be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure Iwas a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test. Deirdre, should I tell my fiancee what her parents did, and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason was walking out to my car was to get a condom?      |
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#2
28th October 2002, 10:42 PM
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| lol - I like that J.P, have you just made that up or is it an actual 'Dear Deidre' letter?!?
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#5
29th October 2002, 11:18 AM
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| Funny as fek tis that!!!
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#6
29th October 2002, 12:07 PM
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| johnny p you don't work at BT do you thats where i get forwarded loadsa of dodgy emails at work
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#7
29th October 2002, 12:18 PM
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#9
30th October 2002, 03:54 PM
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| Good job you didn't throw one up there mate.......... Would have been in for a proper shoeing! Knew it wasn't credible cos the woamn, is attractive, great, understanding AND up for it! Just wouldn't happen!  |
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