Dear Deidre

[Shooms]

Dear Deirdre,
>
> I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My
> fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and
> understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me
> to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit
> beyond what we had expected it to be.
>
> When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just
> under a hundred...then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be
> a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with
> me.Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said
> that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave.
>
> I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew
> exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front
> door...
>
> There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He
> was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good
> kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he
> congratulated me on passing their little test.
>
> Deidre, should I tell my fiancee what her parents did, and that I thought
> their 'little test' was asinine and insulting to my character?
>
> Or
>
> should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason
> I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?

[The Frog Meister]

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