Ding dong

[Shooms]

>On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went
>straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother
>and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her
>grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on
>Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly
>100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
>
>"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced
>age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would
>start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even.
>Nothing too strenuous, simply-in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She
>paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "and if that damned ice cream
>truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive.

[The Frog Meister]

class one m8