The stoning

[The Frog Meister]

Long long ago, there was this man condemmed to death by stoning.

While he was tied to the stake he praid hard to the lord, while the croud advanced with stones in their hands

Jesus Appears infront of the crouwd and says.

" May only a person, pure of heart and that has never committed any sin, be allowed to through a stone!"

a little old lady, struglin under the weight of a bolder advanced and drop the rock on the condems head killing him.

Jesus looks down at the little old lady and says

" You know what?? sometimes you really piss me off Mum!"