Religious prawn...

[Phil]

There are two prawns one called Duncan and the other Christian.

One day Duncan the elder of the prawns decides he's fed up of being a prawn and begins to cry. Christian decides to help him out and advises him to see the great cod-creator of all.

Duncan begs the great cod to change him into something a little more exciting as he is fed up of swimming about doing naff all.

Very well said the cod just because it's you I will change you into a shark.

Duncan was over the moon for ages, he swam about eating this munching on that.

However as time went by he started to feel lonely as all his friends he hadn't eaten had fallen out with him anyway.

Eventually even Christian wouldn't speak to him as he was afraid of be eaten too.

Duncan had no choice but go and see the great cod. He begged and begged to be changed back and thankfully the cod agreed.

So off he swam back to his old pal. "Christian come out of that shell" begged Duncan.

"No, you'll eat me because you're a shark" cried Christian."

"No I won't because I'm a.............

{wait for it}










..........PRAWN AGAIN CHRISTIAN" !!!!!!

[The Joker]

*groan*!!!!!!! :p :p :p :p

[Phil]

whaddya mean *groan* ?!!! - it's class that!. One of mi faves!.

Uh oh, I'll get mi coat...

[Crystal]

No Phil - *groan*

You can stay if you want to....

[The Joker]

Please stay was only messin with ya!!! :p :p

[Phil]

am here!... you think that was bad?.. wait 'til I start with the really bad jokes!... *groan* ! ! ! !

[The Joker]

go on I dare u.............

[Crystal]

bring em on!

[The Frog Meister]

oh god please help us all!!!