facts according to Ali G

[The Frog Meister]

> > > THE FACTS ACCORDING TO ALI G - Ali G's View on a
> > > Women?s Period
> > >
> > > Booyakasha! Check dis !!!
> > >
> > > Not many people know dis but an important difference
> > > between men and Women
> > > iz sumfin called "da mental cycle" or as the doctors
> > > call it, "havin' de
> > > painters in". But no matter wot name u gives it, it
> > > still causes terrible
> > > pain and sufferin and it aint pleasant for women
> > > eiver.
> > >
> > > SO HOW OFTEN DOES IT OCCUR?
> > >
> > > Well, ladies get da "red wedge" once every 3 weeks,
> > > tho sometimes more
> > > often. Me Julie for example tells me she has got it
> > > at least a couple of
> > > times a week.
> > >
> > >
> > > WHY DO THEY HAPPEN?
> > >
> > > Medikly, wot 'appens iz hactually very simple. Der
> > > iz a clock dat ticks in
> > > her muff, when it gets to "her time" da egg dat she
> > > has been fryin in her
> > > aviary drops out of her punani.
> > >
> > > CAN YOU HAVE INTERCOURSE DURIN' MENSTURATION?
> > >
> > > 1. People fink dat you can't have sex when your lady
> > > has "Arsenal playin' at
> > > hom". Dis is not true - you can, but just not wiv
> > > her.
> > >
> > > 2. In fact, u can turn de situation to ya advantage
> > > and to show how
> > > considerate and luvin' you iz, suggest to her dat u
> > > do it up her batty.
> > >
> > > Ear me now..i is not kiddin!
> > >

[The Joker]

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