For all you F1 fans .....

[Pixie]

The Ferrari F1 Team fired their entire Pit-Crew yesterday. The
> > announcement
> > followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the English
Government's
> >
> > "Work For the Dole" Scheme, hiring unemployed youths from Liverpool.

> >
> > The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary
on how
> > unemployed youths in Liverpool were able to remove a set of car
wheels in
> > less than 5 seconds. This is despite the lack of proper equipment,
and
> > compares favourably with Ferrari's existing crew, who can only do it
in 6
> > seconds.
> >
> > Ferrari expectations have in fact been easily exceeded. During the
Crew's
> > first practice session, not only were the scousers able to change
the
> > tyres
> > in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had resprayed and
rebadged
> > the
> > car, and sold it to the McLaren team for the price of four dozen
cans of
> > Stella and a gram of smack.

[The Joker]

class m8!!!