Nick the Dragon Slayer

[Pixie]

Nick the Dragon Slayer was an official in King
Arthur's court. He had a long-standing obsession to
nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts,
but he knew the penalty for this would be death.

One day he revealed his secret desire to his
colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the
King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician
exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon
Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him
1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause,
Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to have
Horatio the Physician arrange it and that he would
gladly pay the 1,000 gold coins for the chance to
satisfy his desires for the Queen.

The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of
itching powder and poured a little bit into the
Queen's massive brassiere while she bathed.

Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and
grew intense.

Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to
address this incident, Horatio the Physician
informed the King and Queen that only a special
saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this
type of itch, and that tests had shown that only
the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would provide
the antidote to cure the itch. King Arthur quickly
summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.

Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon
Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which
he quickly put it into his mouth, and for the next
four hours, worked passionately on the Queen's
voluptuous and magnificent breasts. The Queen's
itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the
Dragon Slayer left satisfied and as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon
Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding his
payment of
1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied,
Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less,
and-knowing that Horatio the Physician could never
report this matter to the King-shooed him away with
no payment made.

The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a
massive dose of the same itching powder into King
Arthur's loincloth. King Arthur quickly summoned
Nick the Dragon Slayer...

[The Joker]

lololololololololol, nowt like a bit of revenge now is there!!! :p :p