Parachute joke....

[ZENZEN]

A plane was about to crash and there were 5 people on board and only 4 parachutes.

The first person said. "I am Roy Keane, one of the best footballers in Ireland. I am worth a lot of money and my fans need me so I think I
should be saved." The others agreed and gave him one of the parachutes and off he
went. The second person said "I am Gerry Adams, a radical Irish
politician who can really help my country and I think I should be saved."

The others said; "o.k." and gave him a parachute.

The third person said "I am David Beckham, captain of the English
National squad. I have a wife and 2 sons. Everyone knows I am a really nice
guy and everyone thinks I am stupid, but I'm not, so I am taking a
parachute." and off he went. There were two folk left, the Pope and a 10 year old schoolgirl.
The Pope said, "Child I am old and frail and have lived my life
while you are young with everything before you." " You take the parachute and
I will stay with the aircraft and take my chance"

"It's o.k.." said the girl, "there are still two parachutes. David Beckham picked up my school bag."

[The Joker]

Noice 1 m8!!!

[Fiona]

lol!!
wasnt that posted a few weeks ago?
still funny as fook m8!! cant stand the t*at!!!!!!!!!!!