Signs that you are too drunk.....

[Fiona]

·You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

·You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

·Job interfering with your drinking.

·Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream

·The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

·Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.

·24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!

·Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!

·You can focus better with one eye closed.

·The car park seems to have moved while you were in the bar.

·Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.

·Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, forget dinner!

·Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you

·At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."

·Your idea of cutting back is less salt.

·You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed.

·The whole pub says 'Hi' when you come in...

[The Frog Meister]

PMSL

[Shooms]

LMAO Fi - nice one babes - I indentify with most of them too eeek

[The Joker]

winners all of em!!!

[Fiona]

LMAO Fi - nice one babes - I indentify with most of them too eeek

me too, but im kinda proud!!

[jamie_crichton]

·You can focus better with one eye closed.

lmao im doin that now

[The Joker]

me n all m8, did that last nite & still cud see 3 screens!!!!