Stress Relief Excersises

[Fiona]

Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out.

See how many you can do at a time.

Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.

Pay your electric bill in pennies.

When someone says "have a nice day", tell them you have other plans.

Make a to do list of things to do that you have already done.

Buy a subscription to "Porn Weekly" and send it to your boss's wife in his name.

Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to school as if nothing is wrong.

Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals.

Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.

Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.

Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.

Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.

Dance naked in front of your pets.

Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.

Drive to work in reverse.

Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa and vice-versa.

[The Frog Meister]

Originally posted by Fiona


Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.

[The Joker]

hehehehehehe me fav is "Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa and vice-versa." I know that 1 well!!!!

[Tigger]

Originally posted by Fiona
Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.

http://www.joecartoon.com/pages/frogbender/

[The Frog Meister]

Originally posted by Tigger
http://www.joecartoon.com/pages/frogbender/

played with this one before LOL

[Crystal]

Excellent these Fiona - thanx for the giggle!!

Luv Cookie xxx

[Fiona]

Excellent these Fiona - thanx for the giggle!!

aye, its reet m8, usually find myself pissing about on here at random hours in the morning so gotta do summet to keep myself amused lol

[jamie_crichton]

Dance naked in front of your pets.


Whats up wid that.

[The Joker]

absolutely nowt m8!!! Mine have their porn channel