Man U Virus...

[Phil]

COMPUTER VIRUSES FROM OLD TRAFFORD

The Manchester United Virus

This is where your PC thinks it’s far superior to any other PC and develops a memory disorder, forgetting anything that happened before 1993

The David Beckam Virus

Affects newer PCs, mainly. The computer looks great, all the lights are on, but nothing works

The Roy Keane Virus

This one is a very nasty Irish Virus, and will throw you out of Windows, before you can open them.

The Alex Ferguson Virus

The computer develops a continuous whining noise and the on-screen clock runs a lot faster or slower (depending on how your day has been) than all the other computers in the building

The Fabian Bartez Virus

Not particularly harmful but you cannot save anything

The Neville Bros. Virus

Just when you think things can’t get any worse, this one pops up and causes a calamitous error

The Ryan Giggs Virus

The computer develops a processor problem, whereby it thinks it is better than it actually is. It also experiences dramatic fluctuation problems in performance

The Manchester United Shirt Virus

This one is especially hard to detect as it changes its format every three months

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Please don't slag me off all you Manchester United Fans! - Let us Leeds fans have some fun at your expense, we've been waiting for a win over you for such a long time!.

[The Joker]

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