words of wisdom

[Fiona]

a mothers words of wisdom to her daughter

Don't imagine you can change a man, unless he's in nappies.

If your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

Never let your man's mind wander, it's too little to be out alone.

Go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

Men are all the same, they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

Women don't make fools of men, most of them are the do it yourself types.

The Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.

Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

[The Joker]

Class hun!!!!

Me fav has 2 b

Go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

Never a truer word spoken!!!

[Fiona]

my favourite is more along the lines of.................

If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.