I want to be a Bear!

[Crystal]

If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months.... I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid...... I could deal with that, too.

If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts)while you're sleeping, and wake to partially grown, cute
cuddly cubs........ I could definitely deal with that.


If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too..... I could deal with that.


If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup . . . I wanna be a bear.

[Fiona]

me too
what do u reckon the waiting list is like n the nhs?

[The Joker]

Ohhhh Aye me n all

P.S. fi, no chance on the nhs, if we'll club togehter we cud go private, they r supposed 2 last a lot longer n all :p

[Fiona]

Ohhhh Aye me n all

lets do it then. shud i phone bupa or will you?
goin halves seems a bit painful tho, which half wud i be? the bottom i reckon, no more painful (and highly expensive) leg waxes for me

[The Joker]

I'll give em a ring tomorra!!!! Cheers 4 leavin me with the leg/bikin waxin but wud rather have the bottom half, best way 2 a blokes brain me reckons

[Fiona]

youre on my wavelength!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!