A really good diet for women.....

[Crystal]

As many of you know - I am on a constant diet. Wonder if this one works.....?



This is specially formulated diet designed to help women cope

with the stress that builds up during the day:


Breakfast:
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole-wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

Lunch:
Small portion lean, steamed chicken
With a cup of spinach
Cup herbal tea
1 miniature Mars bar

Afternoon Tea:
The rest of the mini Mars bars in the bag
Tub of Hagen Daas ice cream with chocolate chip topping

Dinner:
4 bottles of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 snickers bars

Late Night Snack:
Whole frozen Sarah Lee Cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

Remember: Stressed spelled backwards is "desserts".

[The Joker]

Hahahahahah noice 1 m8!!

[Fiona]

and the diet goes thru the window...
shud have opened it first tho, neone know a glazier?