Aliens Find Superior Life

[The Joker]

Two aliens land on earth and decide they want to speak to our
leader. So they walk a little ways up and one says to the other,
"Hey, do you think this is a good idea?" and continues, "I mean
we know nothing about these earthlings.... as far as we know they
could be the almighty beings."

The other alien replies, "No I don't think we have anything to
worry about"

So they came across a mail box and said, "Take me to your
leader!" Of course, the mailbox gave no response.

So they asked it again, "Take me to your leader!" Again, it
didn't answer. So the aliens zapped it with their ray guns. They
venture on a little further down the road and run across a
bicycle.

They ask the bicycle "Take me to your leader!" Of course the
bicycle didn't answer. So again they repeated "Take me to your
leader!" The bicycle still didn't answer. So they zapped it with
the ray gun.

As they ventured on a little further the one alien says again,
"Are you sure we want to do this, maybe when we find an actual
earthling we might not be able to handle him." The other one
says, "I think we can handle these guys."

So they walked a little further and came across a gas pump and as
before they exclaimed, "Take me to your leader!" The gas pump
didn't reply and again they asked it, "Take me to your leader!"
Of course like the bicycle and the mailbox, the gas pump didn't
reply. So they pulled their ray guns out and zapped the gas pump
and it blew them almost all the way back the ship.

The one looked at the other and replied, "You were right. They
are superior beings."

The other replies, "Yeah, any man that can take his pecker, wrap
it around himself twice, and still be able to stick it in his ear
is a superior being!"