The Roy Kean-ean Rhapsody

[Shooms]

This is fantastic:

Mama, just kicked a man.
There's a screw loose in my head,
Because I tried to break his leg,

Fergie, the seasons just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away!

Forlan! Ooh -ooh - ooh,
Makes me want to sigh!
We'd score more goals with Sid James or Kenneth Williams,
Carry On, Camping,
The whole teams just in tatters.

Too late, my crime is done,
Tried to mangle Alfie's spine,
Now he's aching all the time,

Goodbye Mick McCarthy, I've got to go,
Got to leave the squad behind, 'cos I'm a twat!

Veron! Ooh -ooh - ooh
He doesn't seem to try,
I sometimes wish he'd never been bought at all.

(guitar solo)

(Opera Section)
I see a little packaged sandwich filled with prawns,

LAURENT BLANC! LAURENT BLANC!
HE'S JUST SLOW, OLD AND USELESS!

Brown & Neville fighting, very very frightening
indeed!!!

WHERE IS RIO ?,
Where is Rio?,

WHERE IS RIO?,
Where is Rio?,

Because Laurents far too slow! He's far too
slow-ow-ow-ow-ow.....

I'm just a head-case, nobody loves me!

HE'S JUST A HEADCASE, WALKED OUT ON, HIS COUNTRY!

SPARE US THE WHINES FROM HIS GAFFER IF YOU PLEASE!

Here it comes, Open goal - Forlan must score.

HE WILL NOT!

No! He's simply got to score!

HE WILL NOT, NEVER, EVER SCORE!

No! He's simply got to score!

HE WILL NOT, NEVER, EVER SCORE!

NEVER, EVER SCORE, NEVER, EVER SCORE, NEVER, EVER
SCORE.........

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

Oh where is Rio? where is Rio ?

Has he really stubbed his toe ?

Beelzebub take the Nevilles from my side, Oh Please ?

Oh Please, Oh Pleeeeeeeaaaase?

(Guitar riff)

So you think that I punch refs and spit in their eyes?

Would I kick Alan Shearer and leave him to die?

Oh baby, Even though I seem crazy,

I'm Roy the Red, rich, thick and madder each year.

(Slow bit)

All the guys I've clattered.....even poor Alfie!

Now I've got a Court case...........I just want to
kick folk, you see ?

Tell me where did Mick go ?

[grad]

mint..even as a red you've got hand it to em..

[Dj M Jaxx]

LMFAO m8

Hears my Curry version of the same song

N - Joy

Indian Curry Rhapsody (to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody)
Naan, just killed a man
Poppadom against his head
Had Lime Pickle Now He’s Dead
Naan, Dinner’s Just Begun
But Now I’m Gonna Crap it All Away
Naan, ohhhh ohhhhhh
Didn’t mean to make you cry
Seen Nothing Yet Just See the Loo Tomorrow
Curry On, Curry On
Cause Nothing Really Madras

Too Late, My Dinner’s Gone
Sends Shivers Down my Spine
Rectum Aching All the Time
Goodbye Onion Bhaji, I’ve got to go
Gotta leave you all Behind and Use the Loo
Nann, Ohhhhh Ohhhhh
The Doopiaza is so Mild
I Sometimes Wish We’d never Come Here at All
Guitar Solo

I see a Little Chicken Tikka on the Side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, Pass the Chutney Made of Mango
Vindaloo Does Nicely
Very Very Spicy Meat
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani and a Nann
(A Vindaloo loo loo loo)

.....I’ve Eaten Balti, Somebody Help me
He’s Eaten Balti, Get Him to the Lavatory
Stand you Well Back
Cause the Loo is quarantined...
Here it Comes
There it goes
Technicolor Yawn
I Chunder
NO!
It’s Coming up Again
(There he Goes)
I Chunder Its Coming back Again (There he Goes)
Coming Back Again (Up Again)
Here it Goes Again
(No, No, No, No, No, No NO)
On my Knees I’m on my Knees
On his Knees, Oh, There he Goes
This Vindaloo
It’s About to Wreck my Guts
Poor Me.... Poor Me..... Poor Meeee....
Guitar Solo

So you think you can Chunder and Feel Alright?
So you try to eat Curry and Drink Beer all Night?
Oh Maybe, But now you Puke Like a Baby
Just had to come out
It just had to come Right out in Here

[Fiona]

LMAO

thats a gud un m8!!

[R J]

Moved to humour , cos it's funny !!!!

[pacman]

Originally posted by grad
mint..even as a red you've got hand it to em..

Yep, pmsl!!!!

[The Joker]

Had 2 reserect this thread on behalf of the start of the w/e mash up krew!!

[SEXIPUSSI]

LMTITIES OFF!!!!!!!!

UR A STAR CHICK XXXXX

KITTY