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  1. #16

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    Lol, that was almost me n jiglo without the cowshit, after a weekend at Bernies (n Bods)
    Near bods is a motorway services you can walk to, Two coppers walk in for thier breccy, i swear you could read thier minds! They were scanning the car park to work out if we had driven there!

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    Quote Originally Posted by U31 View Post
    Lol, that was almost me n jiglo without the cowshit, after a weekend at Bernies (n Bods)
    Near bods is a motorway services you can walk to, Two coppers walk in for thier breccy, i swear you could read thier minds! They were scanning the car park to work out if we had driven there!
    this is what that trip to the corner shop felt like Dave last weekend, that poor bastard behind the counter was frightened to death of me lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackburn Bod View Post
    this is what that trip to the corner shop felt like Dave last weekend, that poor bastard behind the counter was frightened to death of me lol

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    walking the dog you have to do it
    take the dog for a walk and getting collared by a complete stranger who wants to talk dogs, and then they invite themselves into to your walk and tag along and continue to ask you questions that you know but really you struggle to answer them, and the whole time you keep saying to yourself they know they know I'm off my nut . and cant wait to get home to your safty room and worry about the next time you bump into them .

    bumping into someone you know
    always happens, you have sneaked out to get some much wanted supplies that has taken you a 4hr build up to get out there and get them and then it happens you bump into someone you know who is a straight head and they ask you if you are OK and you follow the question with a string of bullshit like "oh i wasn't well last night really didn't sleep well and I'm really knackered etc" and again your saying to your self they know they know.

    trying to sleep with that tune still in your head
    This always happens to me, every one's gone you feel real tired and think your gonna sleep until you start humming that tune in your head over and over and over again, you try to stop it but it starts again and becomes a vicious circle and for some reason putting your head under the pillow does not work.

    Sunday lunch mums
    The night b4 you tell ya self your gonna be good, it don't happen cus you have no self control, cus your mad for it,but you try real hard and try to convince yourself i will just have a bit and no more after a certain time, b4 you know it it 5 in the morning and dare not look in the mirror and now you start thinking of bullshit excuses not to go for lunch but because you have no self control you have used them all b4 and put off the Sunday lunch so many times you have no choice but to go .

    You get there and your mum is going on at you and keeps asking if you are OK,
    which kicks the para in and the heart's racing, and then the same old bullshit starts, you start saying you wernt to well last night, and even lie so much you say you didn't even go out lol as you felt so rough and your guts are propa off etc lol.

    Then the food comes to the table "fuck me that's one dry looking Yorkie pud" after an hr of shoving your food round the plate and hiding bits under each other to make it look like you even tried to eat it, your mum say leave it if your poorly you say your goodbyes and get the hell out of there at 100mph .

    dog shit
    You have been out gotten into your usual mess and invite loads of friends back , you open the door to find the dog as shit, now he has not just done one dump, because you have been out and had some fun he has decided to do the through the house and do one of his special styleeeee continual shittttts which goes from room to room, and you have to pile your mates into a safe zone, holding there noses while you deal with the deed and leaves you on your hands and knees for at least 3/4 of hr doing some real scrubbing and retching and convince yourself the smell is going, beleive me you know who your real mates are if this happens because they stay .

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    Dressing your male friends up in your own clothes cus you think its a laugh (yes Damo)

    Putting on music then realising its not what you want on, and keep doing this for the next hour or so to realise your fed up of music and want a film on then change your mind cus u cant settle to the film and decide you want to go exploring in the woods or hugging warm pipes lol!

    Almost causing a crash on the main road cus you decide to go the shop with your m8 one wearing a halo and the other one of these on their head..


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    Oh missed one out spending loads of money on the porn channel lol

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    getting back to someones house and realising after ages of burning up youve still got your coat on then try and take it off while working out how to get your arms out of the sleeves it feels really good to stretch and its like a whole new experience so you stretch (how good does that feel wow) but you still havent worked out how those sleeve thingys work and its now taken ages and you feel like everyones looking at you in this HUGE coat that you cant get out of.


    realising you've dropped you tab and crawling on all 4's like a baby trying to find a tab on a carpet that has so much pattern if swallows you up.

    taking a pill during the day (11am) on a sunday just for something to do and ending up at the back of a church while a mate finds his mum thinking him up stairs will know what im upto and ill be in trouble but by the way this organ music is really funky!!!

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    >>taking a pill during the day (11am) on a sunday just for something to do and ending up at the back of a church while a mate finds his mum thinking him up stairs will know what im upto and ill be in trouble but by the way this organ music is really funky!!!
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    ..some stories there, very insightful

    A couple from my neck..

    Having a phonecall from the local psycho (friend of a friend) who knew we were all tripping back at a mates house. The phonecall ended with the psycho smashing the handset into phone booth - 20 minutes later the doorbell rings. Luckily the 'friend' filled him with pipes n bongs and within 30 minutes he was no bother...

    Making my way from Bow, East London to Rickmansworth NW London New years day (or wast it the day after?) on a PACKED tube on the comedown .... will it ever end?


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    Quote Originally Posted by U31 View Post
    Lol, that was almost me n jiglo without the cowshit, after a weekend at Bernies (n Bods)
    Near bods is a motorway services you can walk to, Two coppers walk in for thier breccy, i swear you could read thier minds! They were scanning the car park to work out if we had driven there!
    Haha that felt like hard work that did Dave and I wasn't even hungry really

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    sticking a fifty pence peice in the keyhole at my mums after a night at bowlers could ave sworn it was a key
    luckily my little sister came and opened the door!!!!

    my mate stayed at my house after a heavy club night and passed out into my ma and pa's bedroom bless her

    sitting in my friends mums garage after a club, we needed to talk that much so we set up camp in there on the garden furniture!!!we were only 16.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pauly p View Post
    Leaving your bag of cherised records in the taxi
    Ouch

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    Been laughing me head off to these stories!! haha

    Going to the shop at 6am still off ya rocker, getting the daily paper, beers and cigs and then trying to pay with a button!!

    Just going to the shops in general feeling well paranoid coz the straight people must KNOW ya fooked!!

    Having to go to me dads the evening after you've been out, got wankered and stayed up till 12pm, getting very minor sleep coz ya heads still buzzing, your legs just WONT stay still, your stretching what seems like every 5 fckin seconds, getting there with the 'deer stuck in a head light' style eyes and ya dad deciding to try his new camcorder out!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Para to fook coz you think ya dad KNOWS you've been par-taking in naughty naughties!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saysay View Post
    Going to the shop at 6am still off ya rocker, getting the daily paper, beers and cigs and then trying to pay with a button!!
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    LOL , tickled me that did , dont think ive ever tried to pay with a button but trying to work your change out for the shopkeeper aint good with a queue of sunday dog walkers stood behind you
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    come on lets get high!

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