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[jamie_crichton]

I have just got back in from town and everytime theres this bloke that stands in his news & star counter thing, he shouts complete bollocks, does anyone have their own gooner that sells papers in their town. I have made a couple of guesses at what he shouts.

I'll get ya kids this thursday..

only one or 2 minutes left.

Could he get done for breach of the peace?

If u dont have one of these in your town then u definatly need one.

If you dont have one then what creeps have u seen knockin about while u have been wandering around.

[The Frog Meister]

I work in the same building as the DSS.

So I see junkies, drunkes, 14yr old mothers, assylum seekers, and generally the bad side of the population!

Then oyu walk into town and that is when you meet the rest of the local population!!!

God I'm glad I only work here!!!!!

[ilovepiano]

Yeah, there used to be this old dude in Preston who used to shout "SSSLAATAPU"
The only way you'd possibly know what he was actually saying was if you read the sign on the side of his stand: six lighters for a pound. Come to think of it I haven't seen him for a couple of years now.

[jamie_crichton]

lmmfao @ slattapu